There’s a tiny little devil that lives inside your home It portrays itself as a piece of fun but it is often known That when you are most vulnerable especially at night It’s waiting in the shadow and is ready for a fight Bam! it strikes so quickly and you feel the searing pain Sometimes there’s a bunch of them and they can strike again So beware this plastic nightmare, parents know it’s true This danger’s unavoidable, lego’s out to ambush you nonicknamephoto/freedigitalphotos

View Post

If you’ve ever had to squeeze into a pair of jeans, you will understand. ↔ I’ve tried to put my jeans on,  they’re just a little tight But if you give me 10 more minutes, I’ll get them on alright I’ll just lay down upon the bed, I know it seems quite strange But it helps to pull the zip up, when my stomach’s rearranged I need to use my willpower, and lose a couple of pounds And just ignore the biscuits when they’re being passed around But can I refuse temptation, when I see the coffee shop cake And…

View Post

He stood at the altar, eyes wide Holding back tears, on lack of a bride Her father announced the revelation To the curious, shocked congregation My daughter informed me at break of day She fancied the groomsman and ran off to L.A.     ©l.warren image-stockimages/freedigitalptotos.net

View Post

I’m going to #blogonmosi, and I’m meeting @messedupmum we’re getting rather giddy, and can’t wait for it to come I’ve never been to an event before, I hope it will be fun It’ll be like a mad day out, with mums on the run I’ve had this blog about a year, and still got loads to learn but I’ve found a fab community, with help at every turn I’m not even self hosted, I haven’t worked with brands but I’m hoping that this year, they’ll both be in my plans I don’t really know what to expect, or what we’re going to…

View Post