If you’ve ever had to squeeze into a pair of jeans, you will understand.
I’ve tried to put my jeans on, they’re just a little tight
But if you give me 10 more minutes, I’ll get them on alright
I’ll just lay down upon the bed, I know it seems quite strange
But it helps to pull the zip up, when my stomach’s rearranged
I need to use my willpower, and lose a couple of pounds
And just ignore the biscuits when they’re being passed around
But can I refuse temptation, when I see the coffee shop cake
And try to ignore the rumbling of my tummy’s empty ache
No takeaways, no chocolates, no wine, No chips for tea
I’m getting fed up already, there’s no tasty treats for me
But I’ll persevere and lose those pounds, and you know what that means
I’ll celebrate with a slap up feast, then lie down to fasten my jeans!