Mums don’t Lunch.

Arriving at the Cafe, sitting down to lunch all of us together a lovely family bunch what you going to have mum? I hear the eldest say as I try to settle the little one who’s wriggling away Can we  have a burger and cheese and chips they shout as one of them knocks a drink over, and juice comes gushing out what you having mum they say, this menu is for you and as I take a glance at it I hear “I NEED A POO” the menu’s down we’re out the seat going to the loo no wonder…

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