Christmas is over, decorations away Santa left stuff for the kids to play New games and gifts have replenished the stocks But after a day kids are back on xbox I’ve eaten the chocolates, cakes and crisps Think i’ve shrunk my clothes they won’t fit past my hips I’ve lovely new boots that I can’t parade As I daren’t go the shops till the husband’s been paid I nearly got choked and everything stinks Never give 13 year olds gift sets of Lynx Ask kids what’s the highlight and here’s what they’ll say When Nan showed her bag saying it’s…

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