Christmas is over, decorations away
Santa left stuff for the kids to play
New games and gifts have replenished the stocks
But after a day kids are back on xbox
I’ve eaten the chocolates, cakes and crisps
Think i’ve shrunk my clothes they won’t fit past my hips
I’ve lovely new boots that I can’t parade
As I daren’t go the shops till the husband’s been paid
I nearly got choked and everything stinks
Never give 13 year olds gift sets of Lynx
Ask kids what’s the highlight and here’s what they’ll say
When Nan showed her bag saying it’s by F.U.C.K
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Ha ha very insightful.
Brilliant! That ending made crack up! I do love your poems lovely lady. Thank you for sharing with Prose for Thought x
Ha ha! The January side of Christmas! Hope you had a good one & poor old nan wasn’t too put out!
Thanks for reading,The 84 yr old nan was laughing her head off at her mistake, she’s not a little old lady she still teaches sequence dancing!
Brilliant! 🙂
Ah thanks, glad you liked it. x
Ha ha!! I have the same issue with my clothes- what IS that?! Annoying.
Fab poem. Happy New Year. X
Does it mean we can buy something new? haha
The last line made me giggle! Great poem. #Prose4T
I wasn’t expecting that at the end!
Very funny! Poor old Nan! 😉
Thoroughly enjoyed it. xXx